Penis that is too big?

Penis that is too large. I have no idea what size should a penis be but a size that can make the women happy and won't suffer should be the main point right? Actually I do wonder whether is there a penis that is too large that will make a man run or even walk more difficult than other? These are very interesting topic for discussion, I asked this because I do not have such a big dick in my pants.

Big penis is not always an advantage, do you have any idea why? I do not understand until I read a post that a girl wrote, it's actually kinda funny. The girl mention that she is trying to give blow job to a guy and the first time she have problem putting the penis into her mouth. The penis is just too large. The girl call this penis an anaconda. The penis is very big that it make her vagina bleed, this is not because they have a rough sex but because of the size. This make her worry so much, ultimately she call her doctor and ask for his advise. Doctor suggest her to stop having sex for 2 weeks, but guess what's her reply? This is not an option. Haha, good answer. So she continue to have sex and the bleeding continue.

This is not the worst part of the big penis story. The guy ask for anal sex. lol. She is open for anal sex, but for anaconda that big? She is in deep pain and ask the guy to stop. Seems like large penis is not good for anal sex, this is the first time I felt relieve that my penis is in average size. I didn't have experience in anal sex but hope to experience it some day, I just think I'm not prepare for it. Come back to our story right here, the girl have some problem as well when they try oral sex. And she mentioned that her experience with big penis isn't the worst, her girlfriend have experience that a penis that is too large that she is in pain when only half of the penis is inside her. It's like going to buffet and not able to eat.

How to have sex with big penis comfortably? Lubes, lot of lubricants. No Anal sex and doggy style. That means you may use doggy style if you have a relatively small penis as this style will penetrate deeper. A classic missionary or sideway is good if you have a big penis or when you encounter one. Girl on top is also one of the best choice.

My girlfriend want to play with my ass hole

This may be a bit rude to write the title like this, but just want to share that my girl friend is interested with my butt. I do not understand girls well, how come girls are interested for anal with guys? I understand that if a guy is interested for anal with girls because they have a penis and they enjoy while penetrate into girl's butt, but for girls to play with my butt, it's strange. They can feel high when penetrate my butt with their fingers or some sort of butt plug? But my girl friend always like to oral sex with me and she is wet while doing it. I just wonder if I feel good when she plays with my butt, am I a step near to become gay? At the end of day, I may enjoy when someone penetrate in my butt, it's better that I don't start with anal, once start I may not be able to stop. I just feel gross while imagine myself playing with another guy, that is over my limit, but I have no comment for gay and lesbian. In fact lesbian's porn is one of my all time favourite, who can say no to 2 girls playing in front of you? And having sex with 2 girls at the same time is always a big fantasy for guy, I am so turn on by just thinking of it. There are 2 pairs of breast in front of you, they can make me fainted by just shaking it in front of me. I can be easily turn on by girls, their sexy photo can make me feel high already.

How to be a sexy guy?

Yes, this is what I want to share today, it’s not about sex. But a healthy body and nice body shape is always good for sex right? I found out that my friends have the problem with their waist line, so hope to share with you guys the programme that I used last time. I slim down a bit in a month, but nice muscle and body shape. I manage to reach my target body shape in 3 months. So how I did it, just want to share with you guys.

First, I cut all my sugar in food and drinks. I like my coffee, so I just order a black coffee without sugar and cream. Second, I cut my carbohydrate like rice, pasta at night, have only protein and vegetables. You may take chicken, fish or any meal replacement that you can find in the market. Avoid red meat. So it’s not enough to cut these food and drink, you have to burn the calories. You have to design a programme that is suitable for yourself.

If you have a gym membership, it’s good for you. How to burn more fat in the gym? Go directly to the treadmill and run for 2 hours don’t help you much. My suggestion, go for a bicycle ride for 10-15 minutes to warm up. Then go to the weight lifting section for 30 minutes, build up some muscles and get rid of the sugar in your body. When we workout, our body will burn the sugar first, not fat, so head to the weight section to burn of some sugar then only go to treadmill will save you more energy to burn the fat directly when you are on the treadmill. And muscles can help you to burn the calories even when you are sleeping.

For my case, I don’t have a gym membership and lazy to get one. I’m staying in a condo, high rise condo with swimming pool. I use the staircase and climb up to 25^th floor, 4-6 times, depend on my mood, haha. I use the lift when I go down as going down won’t burn my fat and hurt my knee as well. Then the next day I will go to swim. Do this alternatively according to your own plan. Please check your staircase whether it’s safe, guys. Something that you need to do before going for these cardio session, do some weight lifting, sit up, bumping, anything that can make you to build some muscles.

So guys, get your butt of the chair and start soon. Build up your body and make yourself sexy. These exercise is good for your performance in sex as well, train your persistence and strength. I had my reward, no kidding, the girl approach me herself.

Charlie Sheen Sex Scandal

Have you watch Two Men and a half? The horny guy Charlie Harper in the show whom have tons of girls that would like to sleep with him, a one night stand guy that refuse to marry and pick up girls in the pub, shopping mall and even his concert. The real person Charlie Sheen can do the same thing as well but the moron paid $12,000 for an escort Capri Anderson. In real life he can have tons of girls willing to sleep with him for free since he is such a popular guy and filthy rich. If you want to pay $12,000 for an escort, look for some pretty sexy bitch, but not porn star like Capri Anderson. I bet you can find 3 or 4 girls at the same time whom look better that the porn star. Type this name in Google and you can find tons of her nude photo. Charlie Sheen seems to have a thing for porn star, do you know how many porn stars have sex with Charlie Sheen before? Sure a big no., porn stars like Ginger Lynn, Cathy Barry, Chloe Jones, Heather Hunter, Brittany Ashland and so on. Wow, go and search for the porn video online.

And lately Charlie Sheen must use too much of drug and get his head burned, talking all the nonsense on the radio and tv. I know why they look for Charlie Sheen for the drama Two Men and a Half, it's him they are writing. Too bad, I'm gonna miss the show.

Sex in the jungle

Went for a hiking trip in Asia. It's a rainforest, sure it is. It rains everyday while I was there. The place is very rural, you can only go there by plane from the nearest city, and only that particular city, or by boat, just a 5 or 6 hours ride if you are lucky enough. After going to the place by plane, need to take a 40 minutes boat ride. After the boat ride then another 10km walk to the camp.
There were about 20 people in the camp when I reach there, actually it's a hut that have 4 rooms, no door at all. No pretty ladies at all, at least not my taste. I follow the guide to the summit the second day in the camp, it took me 8 hours to finished it. While I was back in the camp, some new members showed up. This time, someone interesting shows up. A pretty lady from Holland. She is going to the summit tomorrow, and we discussed about the hike to summit. We discuss about a lot of other stuff and backpack trip. Nothing happened that night.
The next day morning, she didn't go for a hike because she don't feel well and stay in the camp. We have some chat and share our food. The camp was quite empty as most of the guys went for hiking and just a few of us here in the camp. I suggest that we go to bath in the river in front of the camp since it's hot in the afternoon. I don't remember how it happened but my hand started to get naughty and run over all her body, hugging and kisses came after that. She acted wild, guess she haven't enjoy sex for quite some time since she travels alone. Her moan made me so horny, I haven't have sex for a week as well because of this hiking trip, I can't stop myself and take off her undies, started to have sex with her just beside the river. I don't see anyone approach the river but who cares, nobody knows us. Though I have muscle ache around my body but still it doesn't matter at all, I don't feel a thing when I was having sex with her. Everything ended nicely and we decide to meet up in a city next week, expecting it. I want to have sex with this hottie again, she is damn wild.

Larissa Riquelme - The Paraguay Big Fan

Larissa Riquelme, do you know who is this sexy baby here? This girl is famous for her appearance in World Cup this year, whom promise to run naked in the field if Paraguay wins the World Cup. Don't be disappointed, Paraguay didn't win the cup but you may still see her sexy picture here and I think I saw her naked picture before some where on the internet, just search for it. She was also famous for putting her handphone between her breast and attract so many camera man to take picture for her. If not mistaken, that is Nokia. And I so feel like wanna be the handphone that is placed between her breast, I wonder the whether handphone will drop out from her boobs when she jumps up and down during the game, I didn't see her in my tv. So curious what the breast will look like if they are just in front of me. She is one of the biggest winner in World Cup as well as she gain such a big publicity and sure she will attract a lot of contract, I think Playboy already or may in the future have her naked pictures for you out there. By just looking at the picture I already feel like wanna squeeze and lick her breast. Those handphone, mobile phone manufacturer should look for her in advertising to prove that their handphone can stand for such a big pressure and won't crack. It's tough!

Lucky day for sex

It's a busy day for me, on a Sunday. Have a job to do on a Sunday morning, then attend a charity bowling after work. I was so tired after the bowling event, it ends 1pm. Though I'm super tired, but still grab my chance to have a lunch with my friends that I seldom meet. So exhausted after lunch, and feel so sleepy. Took my nap after reach home and so unluckily my phone rang after 15mins, have another job to settle. God... after I reach client's place, can't get the job done as we need more things to do it. A waste of my time. Then my phone rang again, this is a friend asking me to join him in a charity dinner. Mostly I will reject for event like this, but that day I say yes.
And here comes the best part of the day, I met this young lady sit just right beside me. She was hot! Well she is not perfect, she doesn't have a pretty face, she looks better than average, but not those model look girl. But she have great skin and body. It's smoking hot. I was so disappointed while sitting down as she looks like a couple with another guy sit next to her. The young lady is friendly and the dinner start to look good as I had a great conversation with her. When the dinner almost finished, she offers to send me home. God, come again? What about the guy beside him? He's only a friend. This is great. Never ever have a girl offers to send me home. And, I didn't let her down and let her fetch me. She did send me home, but not mine, hers instead. Of course, we have great sex. Her panties was long gone while on da way back, my hand were all over her bodies including her breast. This is kinda danger as she was really high and wet in her pussy, can't focus much on the road. Luckily it's near to her place. We have sex in her car on the front yard, it's damn nice. And I really enjoy hugging her to sleep. First thing in the morning, can't wait to make love to her again. We separate after brunch, and I know we will meet up again soon as she enjoy the sex a lot.

Anal Sex

A friend of mine ask me what is anal sex while we were having our tea session yesterday night at this food court again. There were so many girls compare to I went there last time, and the girls this time is younger, sexier, prettier and definitely better figure. There was a lady I think can consider she as MILF (Mother In Law Fucker), she is damn sexy and pretty, she is abit age which can tell from her face but she is damn pretty. The type of girl that will be my type of dream girl if she is young, I can assure that there will be lots of guys to tackle her if she is young. Oh ya, as you guys know that I like girls with long leg, yes she is tall and with very long legs. Consider small size for girls at this height.
Coming back to Anal Sex, I'm not very good, but if not mistaken it's fucking or penis penetrate into one's butt. I think most of the gay like to do that. I'm not a big fan of it, I haven't try it before. It feels damn nice for someone to lick your butt but fuck? I'm really not sure about it. I don't even like to watch those porn that label anal sex, I like almost all other type of porns with different style 'girls play in dildo', 'natural orgasm', 'guys fucking big tits or boobs girl', 'girls showing her pussy in the public', 'sex in the car', 'lesbian sex' but definitely not 'anal sex', ya, 'sex maniac' also not my type. No offense to the fans out there, this is just my opinion.

Lust Inception

Have you watch the movie Inception by Leonado Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon, Directed by Christopher Nolan. The movie is talking about a thief that steal your secret or information in your dream. I think this is a very good movie to make it into porn, it can be a very good porn movie as it's full of imagination. I found the movie's idea is kinda same with Matrix, where everything that is happening now may not be real, it's just a dream. The real you is just lying down some where else. So isn't it a good idea for Virtual porn. Everyone can have a sexy model girl friend and make love to them whenever you want, whoever you want, whatever post, background, costume you like. A Bikini Model is not enough, a lingerie model? Or a pornstar? If you don't like to make love with Angelina Jolie, you may choose Scarlett Johansson or maybe the naughty Lindsay Lohan. And you get to choose the background like in Star War, on the ship of Titanic, or You like the lost world in Jurassic Park, even in Avatar.
I'm not sure about the story of Inception, but if we can control the dream, then we won't have nightmare and we can have really good dream everyday. A movie like inception is so good for imagination, what I mean is in porn movie. Sex is always the most popular thing in life, people don't say it often, but they really think of it often. If there is a machine that can make you have sex in dream then it's perfect, you get to save the time as well.

I love porn

Yes I want to said it out loud. I just love porn. It's one of the greatest invention of all time, we have to thank to the technology of video and internet, and you can watch over thousands of porn online for FREE. How many of us actually have the chance to have sex with a pretty lady with the nice breast and ass? And now you can have sex with any kind of girls, petite, big breast, brunette, asian, blond, more amazing, you get to choose the lingerie, costume and location. You can even choose for normal sex, hardcore sex, oral sex or even anal sex. And with porn, you don't need to worry about cold and lonely nights. Do you know that there is a porn version of Pirates of the Caribbean, I don't remember the name, but it's a porn version. Isn't that fantastic, it's not just fantasy, it's kinda real compare to your imagination, someone have just realised it. And you don't need to look for a girl to have sex, just a few clicks and you can have sex with the most beautiful girl in the world.
I think not everyone is comfortable to disclose their sex life, and porn is also a kind of sex education, although some of the porn maybe misleading. No matter what, porn is still a good thing for us, you can't ignore it as most of the usage in internet is porn, it's the top search in every site, it had use up most of the bandwidth in internet. How you get here? What word did you search just now? I think 90% of you search something that is related to sex, porn, anal sex, oral sex or big breast, lingerie? Whatever, Enjoy your porn.